Wednesday 16 March 2011

Playing with love part 1

(at Ashley's)
Ashley: Mom! There's a party at Lisa's house today. Can I go? Please, please, pleaaaaaase? (makes the face of an angel).
Mom: What? You'll just get drunk and do something stupid.
A: Noooo, mom. What are you talking about? Her parents are at home and we are not going to
drink any alcohol. (sweetly)
M: Oh well, but be back home at 11 am. (strictly)
A: Okay, mother. I'll be home at 10.55. (smiles) Bye!
But actually Ashley goes to her room to dress up differently than her mother saw her "going out" and in 20 minutes she's ready for the party. She applies a LOT of make-up and mega-high heels. When she's ready, she sneaks out of the window.
(at the party, Kesha's song is playing)
A: HEEEEY LISA!
Lisa: Hey. Want a drink?
A: SUUURE!
L: Here's vodka, rum, beer and champagne mixed together. It tastes DE-LI-COUS!
After drinking this you will be extremely drunk. You won't remember a THING tomorrow! But that's what you wanted, right?
A: Oh yeah, baby, give it to me!!!
Ashley drinks the tasty cokctail very fast and goes to mix another one. She repeats this for at least 3-4 times. Then she notices that it's 10.50 and it is time for her to go home. Luckily she lives near Lisa so she can walk home.
(at Ashley's)
A: Hey everybody! I'm hooo...home!
M: Ashley, oh my GOSH, what's happened to you? Have you been... DRINKING? (surprisingly)
A: Umm... I don't remember. But I'm at home on time!
M:OMG, why are you lying? I can smell that in your aaawful breath. (makes disgusted face) I can't believe you betrayed my trust... I'm very, very disappointed in you. I have to think of a fair punishment. Now go to bed, I don't want to see your face anymore.
At night Ashley throws up a couple of times. She wakes up at 12 pm and is afraid to face her parents. Then her mother comes to tell her the decision...